witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

#textish #q: attacking titans

angharadismyhero:

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.

I’m german.

I am oddly glad that this can happen.

#textish #q: attacking titans

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

#textish #q: attacking titans

surprisebitch:

dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

the hidden agenda

#q: attacking titans
Most girls on first day of school: -walks around school, finds old friends, gets new class list-
Me on first day of school: -stumbles into random music room, breaks expensive vase, accidentally joins a host club-
#q: attacking titans

kursou:

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

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Me: *heals self*
Enemy: *heals self*
Me: Whoa. Whoa.
Me: What do you think you're doing?
Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
Me:
Me:
Me: It's different when I do it.
#q: attacking titans

aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

#q: attacking titans

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

#textish #q: attacking titans

ggaga:

     ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                                    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)       

                   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)               ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)        all around me are familiar faces

                 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                                 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                                  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#textish

for all dutch people, here is my Abunai lineup! 

im too lazy to take actual pictures im trash

#textish #personal #idk man #im looking forward to it

dicklover3000:

perks of being short

  • can be picked up
  • perfect spooning
  • good at hiding
  • can ride mini ponies
  • low ceilings/doorways not a problem

cons of being short

  • pants are too long
  • not an arm rest
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach
#textish

martinsmind:

jessepinkmanist:

life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls

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hold in ctrl while clicking

SPREAD THIS LIKE BUTTER ON A TOAST

#textish

i finished my christmas list i can’t wait

  • $ 1,000,000 in cash
  • boyfriend
  • the souls of those who have displeased me this year
  • another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
  • money