me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
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failstun:

i have arrived

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breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*

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what-the-fuck-deviantart:

I’m crazy stupid bored.  And I just sort of ran into this stupid chat.  I had to. 

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alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

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britmitch:

pureinsamity:

i have some handcuffs… i think you know what i’m thinking.

we’re going to arrest every single furry. every single last one of them

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drawingofthesunwearingsunglasses:

spooky orientations for halloween:

  • lesbooan
  • zombi
  • aliensexual
  • ghostay
  • panskeletonual
  • homorobotmantic
  • straight
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kirukillua:

he’s beauty he’s grace he’s mr. united states

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folieadetox:

christmas list:

  • no more anxiety 
  • $$$$$$
  • clear skin
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gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

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hellabaka:

never stop dreaming

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morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

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bunnieswithsunglasses:

Wish someone was romantic enough to do this for me, just once.

i thought those were bloodstains

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bobafettishism:

I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.

That generation is here.

It begins.

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chokoraitodisuko:

accepting her fate

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